It’s Cold On Mars

John Green: What do I know about the p–
Hank Green: It’s cold.
John: Is it cold on Mars?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars.
John: Really?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars
John: Really?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars
John: Are you positive?
Hank:…
John: The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
Hank:… It’s cold on Mars. Sorry
John: Even in August?
Hank: It’s cold
John: Right at the equator?
Hank: It’s cold
John: Right at the Martian equator?
Hank: It’s cold
John: ‘Cause it’s further from Earth; is that why?
Hank: Yes- It’s further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John: Wait, you’re telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you’ll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
Hank: You’re bad at being a nerd…