It’s so very strange to me that something my chaplaincy supervisor said to me when I was 22 years old would become a Doctor Who gif with a gajillion notes.
In short, on this Thanksgiving, I am grateful for tumblr.
Tag: john green
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This bookshelf of only 48 states leave me…
looking for Alaska
John Green getting attacked by a squirrel (x)
John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
Thank you, President Obama.
Didn’t you once mention how you used to always change the rules of a game mid-play to secure your win, even if Hank was beating you, John? Just putting that out there… =)
That doesn’t seem like me at all.
RELINQUISHING YOUR NOODLE MEANS YOU’VE LOST THE NOODLE WAR. PRESIDENT OBAMA AGREES WITH ME. I WON THE NOODLE WAR. THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER.
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
It’s Cold On Mars
John Green: What do I know about the p–
Hank Green: It’s cold.
John: Is it cold on Mars?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars.
John: Really?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars
John: Really?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars
John: Are you positive?
Hank:…
John: The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
Hank:… It’s cold on Mars. Sorry
John: Even in August?
Hank: It’s cold
John: Right at the equator?
Hank: It’s cold
John: Right at the Martian equator?
Hank: It’s cold
John: ‘Cause it’s further from Earth; is that why?
Hank: Yes- It’s further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John: Wait, you’re telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you’ll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
Hank: You’re bad at being a nerd…
Fake Benevolence 