Tag: the musketeers

me: i love females. i celebrate females and am tired of shows that focus mainly on male characters.
the musketeers: try this show with four male protagonists
me: …
the musketeers: the twelfth doctor is in it!
me: …
the musketeers: some of the main characters are POCs! and there’s a couple awesome female characters in it, too, i guess
me: ….
me: …fine.
me: ….*reluctantly ships all the slash ships*

zombres:

#porthos is basically ‘dip me in honey and throw me to the scholars’ #and aramis is like ‘race you’ #the non verbal communication between these tools is going to damage me #or I mean the verbal too #you do it#no YOU do it #SHUT UP YOU’RE BOTH FIVE #also of note: #aramis and porthos enter a room full of learned ladies sitting around reading and debating and are both immediately like THIS IS MY JAM #p much all other characters in the ep are varying forms of hmmmm about the place #in varying shades of rightly and wrongly #but these two clowns are just THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE HERE #’pretty ladies with book learnin’ – I’ll be in my bunk’