i have spotify open, right now on my computer, do you want me to put you on blast? do you want me to blast you? cuz i got your history right here in the side bar: take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER
(I had a case of the mondays! i had those old monday blues! i was just tryin to chase em away!)
The guy, the youth pastor, made a big deal of–”This was the first murder in the Bible. This is the root of murder.” And then, as I was walking back to my dorm room–probably to masturbate–I realized, he’s also the first person to die. Which must have been a trip for Cain.
Oh my how have I never seen this really good sweater hunk
griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i’m ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.
griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!
griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional and clumsy.
Fake Benevolence 