I broke my belt.
Tag: hawkeye
coffee: clint barton’s true love
in which Kate finds an old picture, circus-era old, and wants to know if Clint can still do that?
- girly-girl I have no idea
- let’s find out
and Lucky thinks it’s pretty great
- dad what are you DOING
- are we PLAYING?
- DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN HELP I AM A GOOD DOG
make me choose: Clint Barton
or Natasha Romanoff
i want clint to notice everybody complaining about him and kate having the same superhero name bc “it’s confusing” so he officially changes his name to “dude hawkeye”
he even tweets it and has cap write it in the official superhero directory (he also makes cap make that a thing for this exact use) and makes everybody call him dude hawkeye on the coms and shit
and when ppl call kate ”lady hawkeye!” he just pulls out his mini-copy of the superhero directory and points to the page that says “Hawkeye: Kate Bishop” and is like “you must be mistaken friend, she’s hawkeye, i’m dude hawkeye, but there’s no lady hawkeye”
starrdork-deactivated20160108:
I’m Ultron, and I shrank all the candy.
You and me are going to have words. Hawkeye out.
am i doing it right?
-since when does an avenger flinch away from a scrap?
-ms. bishop, you’re not—
-technically an avenger, fine. a young avenger, whatever.