#that’s it that’s the show
#no i don’t have feelings watson shut up feelings are not cool
#also i am completely self-sufficient and never need any help
#why are you looking at me like that
#watson
#WATSON#I AM TOTALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND STABLE ADULT no wait where are you going don’t leave me
Tag: elementary
I’m going to pop in tomorrow and do my best ‘Columbo’ impression! He was a—nevermind.
“There’s a story here, Watson. And we can help tell it.”
They’re nice people, your family, but they are, at their core, conventional. You make an effort to appear conventional, but I know Watson, that you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the humdrum routine of ordinary life. Your family will never understand this, so I gave them some words they would understand.
“There’s a story here, Watson. And we can help tell it.”
Do you close yourself off to people, deny yourself things that might bring you pleasure?
“The more [he] hurt me… the more I felt gratitude that he was actually paying attention to me. That in, in tormenting me, he was attempting to correct what I knew to be wrong with myself. One day, after a particularly brutal lesson that left me in a very bad way, a teacher asked me who was responsible. I said I’d fallen down the stairs. Funny, the things that we do for the people that we care about.”
“We met in like the make up room on camera test day. So in my head it was like violins. But im sure that didn’t actually happened.”
and their consulting detective
Fake Benevolence 