harbek:
Frobisher VO: With one flipper, I reached for the bottle of bourbon. With the other, for my automatic pistol. I’ve learned that both are the best friends a shamus can have. This way, whether my visitor was friend or foe, one of the flippers would have something suitable to offer him. Boldly I called out for the stranger to come in.
Frobisher: Uhm… Come in. …Ohh, it’s you!
Doctor: Hello, Frobisher! My word, you’re as white as a sheet! Very unusual for a penguin, makes you look quite exotic – are you alright?
Frobisher: Yeah, heh, sure, I’m fine! Why wouldn’t I be?
Doctor: Well, you are pointing a gun at me. Oh, and a bottle of something vaguely alcoholic.
Frobisher: Sorry…
Doctor: It’s hard to tell which one will be more lethal.
– The Maltese Penguin, a Sixth Doctor audio drama