■ Harry Potter themed asks: [42]
Favorite
of the Golden Trio? → Harry J. Potter“I didn’t volunteer for adventure, I was forced into it.”
some fuck boy: scanlan shorthalt is straight
scanlan: grog and i had a threesome
scanlan: you’re not the first upside down elf man i’ve kissed
scanlan: i’ll pull down my trousers for any gal or guy
when ur boyfriend pops in mid-battle to kiss you // episode 76
Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
this is accurate
Conservatives: Why don’t you all care about me?!
Everyone else: [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]
Conservatives: Why are you all protesting the election results?
Protestors: So we wont die because of your beliefs.
I, uh. I don’t have a dictionary. Or Internet. Or, uh. Much of anything.
Travis is so done with his wife’s dice
just a collection of cute moments ☆ * ・。゚
look at these Heterosexuals™
Pike Trickfoot modern aesthetic
(I like that bc ashley wears overalls we’ve all decided that pike would wear overalls too)
Requested by anon.