i hope harry took full advantage of being able 2 say he literally died and came back 2 life to save the wizarding world like *has to queue for ten minutes outside the ministry entrance to get into work* ‘i did not die for this’ *hermione is nagging him for some paper work* ‘i already literally died for the wizarding world hermione is that not enough’ *draco makes a smug comment in the corridor* ‘shut up malfoy i died for your sins’
“Matt and I suddenly realizing that Keyleth totally brought home the goth boy in all leather, covered in skulls.” – @Marisha_Ray
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Tiberius: I believe the dwarf is the rakshasa. I cast many things and Keyleth is in there – nothing hit him! And, and I silenced him, so he didn’t –
Vax: You left her with him!?
Tiberius: No! Well, I mean, I’m sure she’s fine –
Vax: *shoves Tiberius out of the way and runs headlong into demon-related danger just to protect the precious half-elven druid princess that he’s totally not desperately in love with or anything what are you talking about?*
I wanted to be an astronaut. Going to space is like the fastest a human being can go, so it was either an astronaut or, like, have you heard of scramjets? They’re like supersonic on oxygen, dude. It’s nuts.
Fake Benevolence 