armalis:

• The Keepers have always been here. They will always be here. Please do not disturb the Keepers.
• Your gun keeps changing. You aren’t trained in assault rifles, but you’re carrying one anyway. You didn’t bring a Predator, but it’s suddenly in your hands, aimed at someone’s head. Blink. You’re carrying your own weapons again.
• You stand outside on the moon, victorious in killing an AI trying for its freedom. Listen closely in the silence of space, you hear the rachni song. You’ve read the reports: the rachni have never been to the Sol system.
• Conrad Verner accuses you of waving a gun in his face. You remember giving him an autograph. But you died, somewhere between the autograph and the accusation.
• You were told there were only two Ardat-Yakshi. You kill four banshees before you leave the monastery.
• You’ve been in this building before, on a different colony, a different planet, a different system. But you still cannot find the door to return outside.
• There is a man in the markets. He has been trying for three years to return a toaster oven. He has tried every store on the Citadel. He has no memory of buying the toaster oven. He doesn’t even have a receipt.
• Have you always been waiting for this elevator?