queenofthecute:

Welcome to Night Vale Live Show
Indianapolis, IN
March 21, 2014

Ok, this one’s for my fellow fangirls! ;D

Seriously though, this was one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. And wow, Dylan is HYSTERICAL as Carlos! I was not expecting that! Like, the show sort of had everyone rolling on the floor already, so it’s really something when I say that Carlos was possibly the most laugh-out-loud hilarious part of the show.

Seeing the live show also kinda changed my whole understanding of the characters, Carlos especially. Like, however mad for science you think he is? DOUBLE IT. However hair-rufflingly cute you think he is? TRIPLE IT. And however much you think he is really into his radio boyfriend? MULTIPLY IT BY, IDK, INFINITY! No spoilers, but there’s a moment (a totally normal moment for a committed couple, but still) that nearly made me melt into a little puddle in the theater. Ugh. SO CUTE, you guys. So. Cute.

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Oh, yes, also, Roger was holding a freshly-severed spine of an unknown animal or possible person, waving it at the bubbling dark window and howling, “Give me a condo! What is a condo? Give me one! Will this buy me a condo?”

As of press time, no one had told him whether a spine would buy him a condo.

Presenting Roger Singh, and his severed spine.

Picture a car.

Nope! You are picturing it wrong. Try again.

Picture a car.

Really? That’s what you picture when you picture a car?

All right, look…we’ll go with that. I’m not happy about it, but we’ll go with your idea of a car for now. So.

Picture that car. And now, picture a road. Are you picturing it? No, close your eyes if you have to. If you need to, gently remove your eyes and slip them into your bag.

Do you see the car driving down the road? Good.

Now picture a destination. Any destination you want.

Nope! That was incorrect. The correct destination was a clear and placid lake.

So all of you, out there, picture the car. Picture the road. Picture the clear and placid lake.

And what I want you to do now is put the car in the lake.

It’s very simple. Just imagine the car leaving the road, and now entering the lake.

Leaving the road, entering the lake.

Great.

Are we all picturing the car in the lake? Okay.

City Council is notifying me that the test worked, and that we successfully murdered a lone driver somewhere, completely with the power of our minds. Wow! Wow! The human mind is a powerful thing!

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 31.5 – Condos

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