welcome to night vale – Page 2

ladyzolstice:

I don’t know who is responsible for originating the “Carlos the Aperture!Scientist” headcanon but I want to kiss them on the mouth

(Cecil named the turret Ezekiah and in a fit of delirium Carlos reprogrammed it to shoot silly string instead of bullets and to amuse Khoshekh with its laser sight)

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/skillfulway/87511419894/tumblr_n6hab6TyIG1t76c6x?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://skillfulway.tumblr.com/post/87511419894/audio_player_iframe/skillfulway/tumblr_n6hab6TyIG1t76c6x?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fskillfulway%2F87511419894%2Ftumblr_n6hab6TyIG1t76c6x

child-of-tomorrow:

There’s a big storm coming
And I don’t care
So ooh, baby
Just gimme my ticket to hell

[x]

gary1115:

Couldn’t sleep so I made a shirt. #welcometonightvale #wtnv #strexcorp

zenamiarts:

You are needed, Marcus. You are needed now.

If you didn’t see this coming from me, I don’t know where you’ve been, really

zenamiarts:

How to be Out in Night Vale ♥ Because everyone knows what you mean.

Top image is transparent for all your multicoloured shirt-printing needs. Because if you actually put this on a shirt and wear it I will love you

(based on this conversation)

“90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies.”
– NIGHTVALERADIO

zenamiarts:

Nobody likes Lauren

official-nightvaleradio:

Now introducing the sequel, “Fuck you that isn’t funny part two: fuCK YOU STILL NOT FUNNY”

smegandtheheads:

Happiness through acceptance. Believe in a Smiling God.

desert bluffs / the natural history of fear

zenamiarts:

Photoshoot fresh, looking like wealth
I’m about to call the paparazzi on myself

So uhh, my headcanon Marcus Vansten is an offensively gorgeous Iranian guy with a diamond earring and gold-soled wingtips

Satin shirts (when he’s not naked) and Ray Bans

(I’m not sorry for the lyrics either)