There is a story told by my tribe of a youngling who trusted another youngling to hold the sporting ball in place, but the second youngling would never leave it in the location designated for it. As a result, the primary youngling would become injured.

Thrilling Adventure Hour #184
Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars
The Once and Future Thing (via fyeahthrillingadventurehour)

thrillingadventurequotes:

Frank Doyle: Sadie, please do not taunt the nightmare clown monster.
Sadie Doyle: Or what? He’ll get in his small car with all his other friends and drive away? Ooh! They could use the high occupancy vehicle lane!
Nightmares the Clown: Really, I’m not that kind of clown.
Sadie Doyle: Oh. Ohh. No clown friends? Sad clown.
Nightmares the Clown: I am not a sad clown!

 —"Wishing Hell" (Beyond Belief, Thrilling Adventure Hour #5)

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banjobindlestuff-deactivated201:

“First let’s show them we’re serious. Delete their playlists”