tribble-of-doom:

It just is.  I can’t even. Oh God.

I just watched an episode of season 2 called “Crackers Don’t Matter” and OH MY GOD.

It’s the best thing to ever happen ever. The crew goes insane and starts turning on each other and trying to kill one another over crackers.

No, I’m not kidding.

And then the protagonist starts having hallucinations of his arch nemesis in a hilarious t-shirt telling him to kill everyone.

I’m still not kidding.

And there’s all this extra light on the ship, and one member is a humanoide plant and she’s having photosynthesis sexytimes with the light the entire time and just like, refuses to move.

Still serious.

And the way they decide to take back the ship is to dress the main character up like a motherfucking champion and cover his face in plant-puke.

But they don’t because they’re all too goddamn FABULOUS to die.

The sheer volume of batshit insane is equal to that of two buckets of KFC chicken multiplied by the sound a manatee makes when it is in distress. That is how little sense it made. Seriously. Even if you don’t watch Farscape. Look this episode up. It’s the best thing ever to grace mankind.