I’m impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals. Well… Not only.
Tag: star trek
BONES DON’T READ THIS ok this one’s for spock. you know how you always say fascinating and you’re like “fascinating” and sometimes you’re like “fascinating” and you raise your eyebrow and you’re thinking “fascinating” and ok bones isn’t reading this anymore i definitely touched some flowers on the away mission when bones made me promise not to. my hand is purple and kinda glowing. we gotta fix this
“Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.”
— Whoopi Goldberg
had an a n g e l on my shoulder but the d e v i l always won
Congratulations on another successful orbit around the sun, people of earth
Don’t pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait’ll you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
“I dare you to do better.”
john cho (aka the man who threw the Most Intense Shade At STID) says he’s fully confident in bob orci’s plan for the next movie
and i trust john cho. i trust john cho so much. the stakes have been raised
get low get low get low get low
Both the captain and the first officer are well versed in the classics.
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