I chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of checking a goddamn source?”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of smug irrationality.
Tag: same
list of heterosexual boys who have not disappointed me:
Ben Wyatti forgot about ice town
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
AoS + 2×10
The One Where Skye Doesn’t Want You To Fucking Touch Her
why seb stan is problematic
- he hugged people at a con when he wasn’t supposed to
- he forgot to wash his hair for comic con 2013
- he said wiotch one time like that is a problem in and of itself
- sometimes he doesnt button his shirts up all the way
- v necks
- also transparent shirts
- skinny jeans like who do you think you are some kind of hip teen
- does he dress in the dark or something what a dweeb
- doesnt know how to dress for tennis
- he lives in starbucks
- binge watched friends
- he went to prom THREE TIMES
- THREE
- seems to regret everything he says
- always wasting perfectly good alcohol by pouring it on himself
- cant answer interview questions without saying “um” or “you know”
- his tongue is out of control
- slammin thighs and bedroom eyes
- feel free to add anything you can think of
Steven Moffat on the Master’s apparent death.
YES. GIVE ME MORE OF THIS. GIVE ME MISSY TURNING UP IN STORIES RANDOMLY WITH THE SHITTIEST DISGUISE EVER, CALLING HERSELF MRS E OR SOME OTHER LUDICROUS NICKNAME AND HAVE 12 FALL FOR IT COMPLETELY AND THEN HE’S SHOCKED WHEN HE FINDS OUT ITS HER AND SHE JUST SHRUGS AND IS LIKE: EH I DIDN’T DIE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
i want clint to notice everybody complaining about him and kate having the same superhero name bc “it’s confusing” so he officially changes his name to “dude hawkeye”
he even tweets it and has cap write it in the official superhero directory (he also makes cap make that a thing for this exact use) and makes everybody call him dude hawkeye on the coms and shit
and when ppl call kate ”lady hawkeye!” he just pulls out his mini-copy of the superhero directory and points to the page that says “Hawkeye: Kate Bishop” and is like “you must be mistaken friend, she’s hawkeye, i’m dude hawkeye, but there’s no lady hawkeye”
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
I bet she’s the Rani.