whoufflemachine:

scriptscribbles:

Steven Moffat on the Master’s apparent death.

YES. GIVE ME MORE OF THIS. GIVE ME MISSY TURNING UP IN STORIES RANDOMLY WITH THE SHITTIEST DISGUISE EVER, CALLING HERSELF MRS E OR SOME OTHER LUDICROUS NICKNAME AND HAVE 12 FALL FOR IT COMPLETELY AND THEN HE’S SHOCKED WHEN HE FINDS OUT ITS HER AND SHE JUST SHRUGS AND IS LIKE: EH I DIDN’T DIE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

shazampanic:

i want clint to notice everybody complaining about him and kate having the same superhero name bc “it’s confusing” so he officially changes his name to “dude hawkeye”

he even tweets it and has cap write it in the official superhero directory (he also makes cap make that a thing for this exact use) and makes everybody call him dude hawkeye on the coms and shit 

and when ppl call kate  ”lady hawkeye!” he just pulls out his mini-copy of the superhero directory and points to the page that says “Hawkeye: Kate Bishop” and is like “you must be mistaken friend, she’s hawkeye, i’m dude hawkeye, but there’s no lady hawkeye”