I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right:
I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
Tag: same
@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it
friend: no
me: ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED
same, Jimmy, same
on the bright side, at least my crippling fear of abandonment will never leave me
the only career I’ve ever really been interested in is being Lara Croft. exploring new places, kicking ass, being super beautiful all the time, respawning whenever I make a mistake,
i relate to alexander hamilton because i too would also like to challenge the entire modern republican party to a duel
i didnt really feel like i “beat” mass effect 3 i felt like mass effect 3 beat me
why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not.
you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.
#neither; a bi annual is a plant which only blooms for one season and is attracted to those of the same gender and those of other genders (via gyzym)
My favorite tweet in all of existence
Fake Benevolence 