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Tag: rose buddies
a million things to do but i had to get this out of my system
quick animation from Rose Buddies which is a wonderful wonderful podcast
This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
(From episode 35 of Rose Buddies)
Relatable secondhand-embarrassment quotes from Griffin McElroy on the podcast Rose Buddies:
“This is where my leg bones fused together into a giant drill and I burrowed deep, deep into the crust of the earth so I didn’t have to be in the living room watching this show.”
“My skeleton actually jumped out of my mouth and flushed itself down the toilet so I couldn’t get it back.”
“The episode picks up with Evan going to Amanda and Josh with his fake date card, to interrupt them.” “Yeah, and it also comes back with me, just sort of a bag of skin, just looking out the window at my skeleton, as it crosses the state line into Oklahoma.”
- “At this point my skeleton had poked its head in the front door, just like ‘is everything okay in here?’ ‘NONONONO EVERYTHING’S NOT OKAY’”
“Meanwhile I’m at home and I fucking like turn over like a hologram Blastoise card onto the coffee table.”
“I literally threw myself behind the couch as if it were a barrier from an atomic blast.”
uhhhm…but yeah should we talk about our first date? …ye- yeah there’s just not a lot a lot happened we went to a…a fairly nice restaurant here that was known for their nice desserts yeah and then I had to..get gas on the way there and I spilled gasoline like pretty much all over my pants?? and i stank sooo bad *laughing* yeah the smell was pretty intense was very overpowering. and then we were gonna go to barton springs, right? were we? and then it got-we got rained out? we got rained out..yeah…and I don’t remember what we did I think we went to Grace and Bristol’s pool. and swam in that instead…..oh yeah! Yeah it’s ver..very romantic. and then um..you knOW HAHA H A…YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT A H AHAHAHAHA LITTLE BIT O THAT *grunt from home improvement* AND A SOME O THAT boINGUGUGGGUUH and a little bit o that OOOooohhNOOOooo and a little bit o that *gets real close to the mic and makes mouth sounds* and a little- a wHOLE BUNCH O THAT..C O W A B U N G A DUDE!! and some of that *borat voice* uh mY WiFE…and some of that *deep breath* MUH SWAMP *breaks out into laughter* and some o that- okay..okay please stop..I was gonna *laughing* i was gonna sit in silence until you stopped….uh but you really got me with my swamp
i loved this bit but not many people listen to this podcast so here it is, it has absolutely nothing to do with the bachelor family of television shows
Rose Buddies episode 3: Awko Taco
Griffin: What are we going to do when Bachelor is over?
Rachel: I mean, we’ll just be two married people that live together and are in love.
Griffin: That’s a shitty podcast.
Rachel: Well, we don’t have to record it. I know this is unfamiliar to the McElroys, but you don’t have to record every reaction you have to everything.
Fake Benevolence 