Tag: portal

ladyzolstice:

I don’t know who is responsible for originating the “Carlos the Aperture!Scientist” headcanon but I want to kiss them on the mouth

(Cecil named the turret Ezekiah and in a fit of delirium Carlos reprogrammed it to shoot silly string instead of bullets and to amuse Khoshekh with its laser sight)

eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.