Go do something fun. Like trying to control birds with your mind or posting internet comments as Michael Jackson’s ghost.
Tag: parks and rec
favorite pilots: You know, I like to tell people: Get on board and buckle up, because my ride’s gonna be a big one. And if you get motion sickness, you know, put your head between your knees because Leslie Knope’s stopping for no one.
jenniferbarkley-deactivated2015:
dance with me, buddy
jest with me, buddy ♫
list of heterosexual boys who have not disappointed me:
Ben Wyatti forgot about ice town
the only easter post that matters
the fbi just tweeted this
I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws, ever, because I’m deathly afraid of cops.
jenniferbarkley-deactivated2015:
♡ Galentines Day ♡ February 13th ♡
What’s Galentines Day? Oh, it’s only the best day of the year! Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s wonderful and should be a national holiday.
February 14th, Valentine’s Day, is about romance. But February 13th, Galentine’s Day, is about celebrating lady friends. It’s wonderful and it should be a National Holiday.
Stay focused, okay?
Fake Benevolence 