Griffin: What are we going to do when Bachelor is over?
Rachel: I mean, we’ll just be two married people that live together and are in love.
Griffin: That’s a shitty podcast.
Rachel: Well, we don’t have to record it. I know this is unfamiliar to the McElroys, but you don’t have to record every reaction you have to everything.
Tag: mbmbam
mbmbam pilot highlights:
- “this one isn’t really a tarantula” “THEN WHY’D YOU BRING IT, MARK?”
- spider guy saying “this is probably the most dangerous spider you’ll ever see” and travis IMMEDIATELY bolting outta the room
- the brothers clinging to travis’s arms and quietly chanting words of support as a spider walked across his hand
- travis’s spider safety suit had a homemade nametag
- in true littlest brother fashion, griffin ratted on travis to their dad, on camera. i cannot fucking believe this.
- hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex. blast off into cybersex joe biden
“I don’t know why the sound of my little brother crying makes me so happy!” – Travis Mcelroy
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