mercutio: i can see what’s happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don’t have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line — our trio’s down to two
benvolio: people are dying

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

AU where every actor to play the Doctor really is the Doctor and they try to cover it up with very obvious lies but you still catch them claiming to be 54 when they look 30 and driving the whomobile to work and carrying jelly babies everywhere and wearing really stupid clothes like crocs thinking it looks fashionable and having no sense of personal space and playing the spoons and flailing around and calling it ‘dancing’ and wait a minute