have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

(you're acting all holy: me, I'm just full of holes)
Alcohol + instant messenger = most entertaining thing ever.
what is my fiance saying to you this isn’t fair
Your fiance is randomly having a literary discussion with me about how awesome The Hobbit is, just…
OMG RUDE I AM SO OFFEND ED OMGGGGGGGGG
Oh Steven you know you love me.

grlnamedlucifer: skillfulway: grlnamedlucifer: skillfulway: grlnamedlucifer: Alcohol +…
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
If you mean to help, now’s the time.