TARDIS: Sorry doctor you’re stuck with these teachers for the next three years
TARDIS: Also the chameleon circuit broke
TARDIS: A button got stuck so Susan’s going to stab you all until you fix it
TARDIS: I’ve conveniently landed where you’ll lose me have a nice time trying to find me again
TARDIS: Hey an alternate dimension filled with nightmares let’s go there
TARDIS: You know what’s better than Heathrow? Anything.
TARDIS: I was bored so I changed my entire interior layout
TARDIS: Also I deleted all the bedrooms
TARDIS: Hey I let the master in
TARDIS: Fuck you Charley
TARDIS: Oops I possessed your companion
TARDIS: I brought the other one back to life but now he can’t die
TARDIS: You know where you could have a great vacation? the planet of carnivorous wasp people.
Doctor:
TARDIS: love you

Favorite FilmsPan’s Labyrinth (2006)

A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamt of the human world. She dreamt of blue skies, soft breeze and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was, and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness and pain. Eventually she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess’ soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning…