it’s beer o’clock where the hell is my queue – Page 13

“We even have a word for when you, plus another, equals one. That word is love.”

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

topmp4:

harry potter & silhouettes (asked by meerareed)

neptunepirate:

Firefly + light! requested by saltagain

indigoisbetter:

screencap meme: tickles my pickle (vala mal doran) → asked by lovebeyondhopex

lilymaylovelesss:

“We are none of us alone.”

camiyak:

Farscape + colours abound (asked by chianas)

justinripley:

“Why does the old man keep his teeth in a glass at night?”
“It’s where he keeps his strength.”

favorite shows— the west wing

This guy’s walking down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, “Hey you, can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along, and the guy shouts up “Father, I’m down in this hole, can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey Joe, it’s me, can you help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here.” The friend says, “Yeah, but I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.”

indigoisbetter-deactivated20180:

farscape + tickles my pickle » asked by jamesvega