❝ sorry about that. our guests didn’t, uh… guess you could say those guys really… they really… those two guys, they… they, uh… i threw ‘em off the fire escape. ❞
Tag: idiot
Simon Tam + realizing he said the wrong thing to Kaylee
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/skillfulway/89708066229/tumblr_n7mzfj3jTo1qalcih?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://skillfulway.tumblr.com/post/89708066229/audio_player_iframe/skillfulway/tumblr_n7mzfj3jTo1qalcih?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fskillfulway%2F89708066229%2Ftumblr_n7mzfj3jTo1qalcih
So this weekend, for my autograph, I gave Sebastian this picture for him to sign. He did a cute little head bang against the table and did the cute little puppy dog smirk and ugh.
For anyone who can’t make it out, he says, “I…don’t know why this exists, I’ll tell you right now, I’m…. these were not women’s jeans! THEY WERE REAL. THEY WERE MAN JEANS.”
Fake Benevolence 
