Alcohol + instant messenger = most entertaining thing ever.
what is my fiance saying to you this isn’t fair
Your fiance is randomly having a literary discussion with me about how awesome The Hobbit is, just because I told you the picture of you and your hat you randomly sent to me looked like Bofur. I CAN’T HELP THESE THINGS, OKAY.

RUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
ANGRY FACE.