Tag: hp

the-griffin-and-the-lost-boy:

whoopsrobots:

It’s been literal years and I’m still not over Snape’s cloak-shrouded ass for asking an eleven year old muggle-raised kid the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane in front of the everyone on the first day. You want to know the difference? There is no fucking difference. They’re colloquial terms for the same fucking plant. He just wanted the intellectual upper hand over a goddamn little kid. “Haha, trick question”, so clever. you oily bag of tits

#did sirus write this

siriusblacc:

sirius black, ominously: no……only one will die tonight………

me: honey………they don’t know u well enough yet to understand ur drama queen tendencies…….if u could just stop being melodramatic for a second………your godson thinks ur about to kill him……….when will u learn……..

me at happy hour after two bourbons in a row: NO. the thing no one understands about order of the phoenix is that harry was A CHILD and he had just seen another kid MURDERED at the hands of his mortal enemy who had JUST COME BACK TO LIFE. and RIGHT AFTER THAT he was sent straight back to an abusive home where he was deliberately isolated, his friends were telling him nothing, dumbledore wasn’t telling him shit, and no one told harry nothing about anything. no one was speaking to him or helping him at all. you’d think after the trauma of watching cedric get murdered and voldemort coming back to life, someone would make sure to look after harry and at least TALK to him about it, but NO, no one sat down to help him through the horror of what he’d just experienced. so you have this kid in the middle of his teen years, a CHILD, who’s been left alone to deal with all of this shit, like of course he’s upset and angry, and i totally get it when he yells at his friends, OF COURSE HE’S ANGRY, and his emotions are RAW and it’s REAL, and that’s just ONE of the reasons why i love Order of the Phoenix —