- Seamlessly having each other’s backs in a fight.
- Perching on stuff together.
- Clint futzing around with Matt’s billy clubs, Matt being floored by the draw weight on Clint’s bow.
- Comparing scar stories.
- Comparing past lovers (”Yeah, Natasha’s a firecracker”” “Whoa, when did you go out with Maya??”).
- Going out for drinks and venting about ableist jerks.
- Arguing over where to go to drink in the first place (”You always want to go to gross dive bars, Clint” “Yeah, well, excuse me for not wanting to feel like I need to wear a tux to get a beer”).
- Helping each other defend their respective neighborhoods without a second thought.
- Bonding over being a street-level hero.
- Clint storing backup billy clubs in his quiver. Matt storing backup hearing aid batteries in his suit pocket.
- Getting into arguments over who loves New York more.
- Getting into arguments over whether Hell’s Kitchen or Brooklyn is better.
- Resolving those arguments by whining about gentrification for like two hours together.
- Swapping notes about the men who trained them up as kids (Stick vs. Swordsman!).
- Bonding over having rough childhoods and losing parents.
- Matt being really excited to find out that Clint’s circus training means he’s actually really good at parkour and being stoked to have a parkour pal.
petition to call these two Parkour Pals instead of dumpster bros thanks
Seconded.
Tag: hawkeye
quick & messy hawkeye n daredevil as team~ doodle
based on this post by guardian-of-our-galaxy
“I came out here to stand on my own, to be a hero, and– and–
–and they’re gonna let her out. And the bad guys win or at least don’t get punished and–
–and what’s the point? Los Angeles, the bodies, the stupid cat food–”
“Forget it, Kate. It’s a metaphor.”
I’m back in the hanger. I’ll come get you.
Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye
hey
hey it’s okay it’s
guess
guess what
“If you step out that door, you’re an Avenger.”
Oh my god. Is this movie going to support my headcanon that Clint just picks up strays and recruits them into SHIELD/the Avengers/whoever he’s working for then?
“If you step through that door—”
“CLINT, YOU’VE GOT TO STOP MAKING PEOPLE AVENGERS. YOU DON’T HAVE THE AUTHORITY.”
“Steve but this one has promise—”
“CLINT THAT IS A PIGEON.”
Why ask for a film when we can demand a whole series?
omg, but what if, what if this was done, like, The Story of Clint Barton: As Told by Kate Bishop. I think that would be HILARIOUS.
Can we? CAN WE PLEASE?
EXT. MANHATTAN – DAY
Devastation. POLICE and CITIZENS milling amongst the wreckage of the street. Lying on top of a car, clearly having fallen from a great height, a MAN, eyes closed, possibly dead.
CLINT (VO)
[big intake of breath]
Okay. This looks bad.And we go into REWIND. The MAN flies upwards, flailing wildly, a bow rising up into his hand, finally crashing back through a reassembling window about SIXTY STORIES UP. PAUSE on the fist of an AIM AGENT just inches from his face.
CLINT (VO) (CONT)
You cowboy around with the Avengers some.BACK IN REAL TIME, the fist hits him square in the jaw. As he turns back to smack the agent with his BOW, we get our first proper look at him – HAWKEYE himself, CLINT BARTON. Blonde, muscular, probably already somewhat battered; big heart and no common sense.
CLINT is holding his own against the AIM AGENTS, in a fight that seems to be mostly punching.
CLINT (VO) (CONT)
Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic.KATE (VO)
You said magic.CLINT (VO) (CONT)
I know I said magic. It was emphatic.It’s gonna give you a bit of a complex.
These guys are superheroes.
I’m a carnie with a bit of stick and string from the Paleolithic era.A huge BLAST OF ENERGY smacks CLINT straight in the chest and he flies backwards, shattering the window, and plummeting. Flailing wildly.
CLINT (VO) (CONT)
So when I tell you ‘this looks bad’?CLINT slams into the ground, hitting the roof of the car, unconscious.
CLINT (VO) (CONT)
I promise you it feels worse.KATE (VO)
Hold up. Hooooooold up.Freeze.
That is not what you told me, bossman.
CLINT (VO)
Katie, would you please –KATE (VO)
Why is it that whenever it’s time to tell the story to other people you’re suddenly cool and badass and oooh-emphatic? Why is it just me who gets to hear about your incredible screwups?CLINT (VO)
I didn’t screw up.KATE (VO)
You fell off the roof from like two feet up.REWIND AGAIN – Clint flies upwards once more, wildly flailing until the AIM AGENT has a fist at his face, but now we’re on top of a THREE STORY BUILDING in DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN.
KATE (VO)
And it wasn’t fifty bad guys, it was fifteen.AIM AGENTS disappear, leaving only a handful.
KATE (VO.)
And I’m pretty sure Spider-Man was there.SPIDER-MAN appears in the background.
CLINT (VO)
He was not.KATE (VO)
He was.CLINT (VO)
I don’t need a kid to –KATE (VO)
It was all over Twitter, Hawkdude, just get over it. The AIM dude punched you in the face –Which is exactly what happens as we come back to REAL TIME.
– and you fell over and landed on Spidey and he knocked you over and you fell off the roof of a hipster deli.
And CLINT trips over SPIDER-MAN in the middle of the battle and plummets from the rooftop –
CLINT
[yelling]
Oh, SHI-– to land on the now familiar car below, thankfully unconscious once more. POLICE cars pull up around him as the battle draws to a close.
The camera pulls up, over the BROOKLYN skyline of brownstones and docks and MANHATTAN in the distance, and we see our title:
HAWKEYE
and as if it has been drawn on by pen, suddenly someone adds in:
HAWKEYE(s)
CLINT (VO)
I don’t remember asking for your input, Hawkeye.KATE (VO)
[cheerfully]
You’re welcome, Hawkeye.OPENING CREDITS
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS LOOKIT LOOK LOOKIIIIIITTTTT OH MY GOD I AM DEAD THIS this thiiiiiiiiiiisssss
NOPING OUTTA HERE BEFORE I LOSE THE PLOT COMPLETELY
Here is a masterpost of comics for Kate Bishop. I’ve been seeing a growing love of 616-Kate and while I’m sure there has already been done, I really wanted to make an easy-to-find collection of all the comics for our darling Hawkeye. All of the files should be .cbr or .cbz, so you will need a comic reader for them. As always, if you like what you see please go out and support comic by buying them online or in your local comic book store!
includes issues 001 – 15 + special
includes issues 001 – 004
includes issues 001 (Patriot), 005 (Stature) and 006 (Hawkeye)
includes issues 001 – 005
includes issue 001
Young Avengers: Children’s Crusade
includes issues 001 – 015
includes issues 001 – 020 + annual (ongoing)
includes issues 000-004
*The Civil War arc is a crossover event with the Marvel team Runaways.
**There are YA Presents for the remaining team members of the YA, however I did not include them as they don’t prominently feature Kate.As a side note, there is one other YA arc in Secret Invasion, I didn’t include it because it didn’t really feature Kate.
EDIT: i had some formatting issues in regards to links + single issues, so now the titles will link to the folders and you can download the single issues from inside the folders. I hope this works alright, if not feel free to contact me and I will do my best to fix it!
Fake Benevolence 