Tag: doctor who

matt-kaz:

Where do you want to start?

calikalie:

I look at you every single day and I don’t understand a thing about you.

spirantization:

who wrote this? did the doctor write this?

“and then i killed everyone. the end!”

“appendix a: one dalek survived. oops! it’s all good now though.”

“appendix b: haha actually like millions survived but it turns out the time vortex is really good at stopping daleks, who knew?”

“appendix c: also highly effective at stopping daleks: the void.”

“appendix d: there was a minor thing with new york city and the empire state building and some half-human, half-dalek hybrids. that should be the last of them.”

“appendix e: shit they just tried to end reality CLOSE CALL.”

“appendix f: i may have rebooted the entire dalek race. my bad! on the bright side, daleks now come in 7 new flavours!”

“appendix g: daleks just tried to lock me in a box SEE IF I’M MERCIFUL NEXT TIME SOME INNOCENT GIRL GETS CONVERTED INTO A DALEK AND NEEDS MY HELP.”

“appendix h: i met this really cool girl over a radio transmission. we wanted to meet up so i said okay, i’ll beam down to your home in a dalek asylum, and she said okay, i’ll make souffle. she turned out to be a dalek. should’ve swapped pictures first.”