Tag: doctor who

mylordshesacactus:

charamei:

Does anyone else ever wonder if they had to rename the entire Gallifreyan medical corps during the Time War just to avoid unnecessary confusion

#he’s not regenerating! Get the doctor! #no you idiot not the Doctor the doctor #did you just issue an alert to call the Doctor back from Arcadia because this mook was having trouble regenerating #Rassilon’s teeth not this again #fuck it #emergency High Council War Resolution 348 #all doctors except That One henceforth to be referred to as physicians under all circumstances #especially emergencies #and we wonder why the Daleks are winning

TARDIS: Sorry doctor you’re stuck with these teachers for the next three years
TARDIS: Also the chameleon circuit broke
TARDIS: A button got stuck so Susan’s going to stab you all until you fix it
TARDIS: I’ve conveniently landed where you’ll lose me have a nice time trying to find me again
TARDIS: Hey an alternate dimension filled with nightmares let’s go there
TARDIS: You know what’s better than Heathrow? Anything.
TARDIS: I was bored so I changed my entire interior layout
TARDIS: Also I deleted all the bedrooms
TARDIS: Hey I let the master in
TARDIS: Fuck you Charley
TARDIS: Oops I possessed your companion
TARDIS: I brought the other one back to life but now he can’t die
TARDIS: You know where you could have a great vacation? the planet of carnivorous wasp people.
Doctor:
TARDIS: love you