GROUP CAPTAIN GILMORE: Don’t you sleep?
SEVENTH DOCTOR: “Sleep is where we go when we are bored of consciousness, and I am not yet bored.” Know who said that?
GROUP CAPTAIN GILMORE: No.
SEVENTH DOCTOR: I did, just now. You should pay more attention.
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NEW HEADCANON
It was Clara who saved the Sixth Doctor and Herbert from dying at the end of Timelash!
Never getting over Six’s abundance of self-confidence.
NOT SORRY
There’s nothing particularly masculine about throwing your life away.
Sixth Doctor (Timelash)
(This is about the only good line in that story)
I assume this has been done but I don’t care.
(PS: Every Doctor goes through regeneration trauma, and Sixie is actually a fantastic, lovable, compassionate, boisterous, loquacious, warm, cuddly, precious teddybear, and his audio dramas are amazing. Just so you know.)
(Orbis)
Eight: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Lucie: I’m Lucie! Lucie Miller! And you and me, we were the best of mates.
Eight: No, no, really I don’t understand. It’s the accent.
Lucie: What’s wrong with me accent?
Eight: You’ll have to speak slower. You see it’s a long time since I last heard Cockney.
Lucie: Cockney?!
Eight: Yes, yes, Cockney. You know I think it’s coming back?
Lucie: Come here.
Eight: Why?
Lucie: I wanna show you something.
Eight: What?
Lucie: The back of me hand!!!
A summary of Doctor Who
First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN’T CHESTERTON HELP ME
Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice
Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk
Fourth Doctor: I don’t know what’s going on I’m just making it up as I go along I promise it’s like 62% safe here have a jelly baby
Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from
Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous
Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what’s going on in fact I’ve planned most of it but I can’t tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what’s best so set fire to that building
Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny
Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather
Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT
Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN’T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET’S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I’m so alone
“Everything the light touches is ours, Peri.”
“What about those dark, shadowy places?”
“Those are the places the Master has redecorated. You must never go there.”
Oooh, keep yer hair on, lad. That is your hair I take it?
Fake Benevolence 