Doctor: I will not be part of an insane war across the time lines.
Master: You think you’re not already?
Doctor: I won’t do it!
Master: Oh, Doctor, Doctor! Denial’s not just a river in Egypt, is it? What have you been doing since you stole that antique TARDIS of yours, since you first landed on Skaro—
Doctor: It wasn’t planned! None of it was planned!
Master: —shouting “Look at me! I’m not fighting a war!” while you battle the Daleks all the way through space and time? The Doctor doth protest too much, methinks.
Doctor: I never asked to be part of it. They are the ones who attack, invade, destroy. What else can I do but stop them?
Master: Is that your excuse? “They started it”? No… you can’t help yourself. “Not fighting a war,” don’t make me laugh. Doctor, you’re a one-man army.

Doctor: Don’t worry Charley, this is exactly what I intended.
Charley: It is?
Doctor: Totally. Well, almost totally.
Charley: You can’t have ‘almost totally’.
Doctor: Do you want to pick holes in my grammar or do you want me to tell you how brilliant I’ve been?
Charley: Can I stop you?
Doctor: Absolutely not.

gettingmetaphysical:

Six went over and sat on Four’s lap and they began making out. Eight and Ten watched in puzzlement.
“Now, is this incest or masturbation?” Eight asked.
“I don’t know…” Ten said. “I’m deeply disturbed but…. fascinated.”

An illustration for whofic writer finmagik’s “The Doctors’ Night Out – or – A Whole Bucket Full of Crazy”.

Seriously though, do you expect me to NOT illustrate a FourSix scene when I find it??? And yes, that is Five passed out on the table.

Now go read the fic, it’s funny as hell 🙂

secretlifeofageekygirl:

therothwoman:

shh-im-wondering:

seekingthespheres:

“What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one.” -Sandra Cisneros, “Eleven”

Oh no this is super adorable

I finally stopped to take a closer look at this and oh my GOD this is amazing.

This wins the internet

vortisaurus:

Oh my giddy aunt I don’t know whether to laugh or cry I was reading an article on the “Top Doctors” (which, as a McGann fan, is always a terrible idea but for some reason I still do it all the time) and as I was going down the list I just… the poll. hELP.

radiantbaby:

I totally stood in line for Colin baker’s autograph with the below Frobisher cosplayer at TimeGate last year and geeked out muchly over his costume. Sadly he told me that many people kept asking him why he was dressed as a penguin at a Doctor Who convention! 😦 😦

harbek:

Oh, Charley. If only there was someone out there who loved you.

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