With Valentine’s day fast approaching, I thought maybe you and I could, you know, *beep* – Happy Valentine’s from Deadpool.
Tag: deadpool
Now all they need to do is make a movie about Deadpool and Hawkeye going on weird adventures together.
Just imagine it!
– Hawkeye forgetting/breaking his hearing aid and Deadpool signing to him in the middle of battle about something unrelated like how piss-poor his coffee was
– Deadpool taking Hawkeye to the pound to look at dogs
– Deadpool pulling pranks on the avengers and Hawkeye helping him set it up w/o getting caught
Like…. It doesn’t have to be an action movie. Just the two fucking around and being buddies.
Deadpool (2016) – Produced by Asshats, Directed by an Overpaid Tool, Written by the Real Heroes Here.
A Friendly Reminder
wait-till-they-hear-about-this:
-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comicsConclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force).
Posting this twice because it deserves it
I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your
worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking
superhero.
Deadpool; comics vs. movie
A Friendly Reminder
wait-till-they-hear-about-this:
-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comicsConclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force).
Posting this twice because it deserves it
want to see a trick?
#Matt and Wade have got it all figured out
diegoandor-deactivated20171220:
Daddy needs to express some rage.
Fake Benevolence 