Tag: critical role

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#critical role #scanlan shorthalt #listen scanlan dresses sporadically yet fashionably #sometimes he goes for an 80s glam rock look but not always #most of the time he just looks like an eccentric millionaire (’s teenage son) #despite the fact that all of his clothes come from good will and thrift shops #he’s been shopping through donated clothing his whole life #and he has learned the trick to making it look g o o d #he likes pops of color and often outrageous printed t-shirts #but he knows how to dress up #his accessories are always on point #he knows how to balance class and flash #gender specific clothing? not for this confident S.O.B. #find him at your local walmart browsing through women’s (petite) printed leggings #also GLITTER. SEEMINGLY EVERYWHERE #he uses it for his performances so he always seems to have it falling out of his pockets #SPEAKING OF WHICH #he sews in extra pockets so he can carry at least three instruments on him at all times #but he’s so good at it that there’s a running joke amongst vox machina that he hides them up his butt #(which isn’t… entirely… inaccurate) #he inexplicably looks like a hairless twink one day and then a hairy hipster thirty-something the next day #he’s like in his forties with a grown daughter but he appears twenty #HOW. no one knows #(he says it’s moisturizer. but it’s probably just black magic) #how does he keep his day job. again: nobody knoooows #everything about him and his fashion sense shouldn’t work and yet. it does