brooklyn nine nine – Page 4

rachgeller:

get to know me meme – [1/5] favorite male characters: jake peralta (brooklyn nine nine)

“Here’s a question for the group: What is the longest funeral you’ve ever attended? Ladies first.”

daily99:

My biggest flaw?

diaz-santiago:

_{So what’s our strategy here? I’m thinking maybe we could do the whole thing in character.}

laffbending:

theshriekingsisterhood:

*Jake Peralta voice* ”You know what would be a sick prank what if I bought Capt. Holt a Father’s Day card that would be hilarious right ha ha ha. And then what if I just never told him it was a prank and he took me out to a baseball game and taught me how to ride a bike oh man that would get him so good Santiago help me pick out a card”

#i already have one picked out for you jake #santiago there are 13 here

amyjsantiago:

_{Amy Santiago in every episode}_»_Pilot

torple:

Something’s bothering you. And whatever it is, you gotta deal with it.
Yeah, well, maybe I can’t deal with it right now.

chinuplittlepup:

I’m telling you, this machine is broken. Ask me a question.

Tactical village day is awesome. We get to field test a bunch of cool, new weapons, and there’s always a new training situation. Last year’s was prison break. It got super violent.

killerville:

drinkmasturbatecry:

SO BASICALLY THE ONLY EMOTIONALLY SATISFYING SHOW CURRENTLY ON THE AIR

WHERE WOMEN HAVE AGENCY AND ARE TREATED LIKE THINKING, FEELING, WORTHY HUMAN BEINGS

IS ALSO A SERIES WHERE PEOPLE DIE HORRIBLY AND GET EATEN

what a time to be alive

BUT I’M CONFUSED, NO ONE ON BROOKLYN NINE NINE HAS EVER EATEN ANYBODY

daily99:

“Because with apologies to Parks & Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine had the finest ensemble of any sitcom going. It’s not just the unbeatably excellent representation of gender and race that gets us excited. But two strong lady cops of color who are who are good at their jobs? Yes please. Add to that Andre Braugher’s amazing gay subversion of the tough police chief stereotype and Brooklyn Nine-Nine might, sneakily, be one of the more progressive shows on television. But, more importantly, it’s hilarious.” – Vanity Fair