thrillingadventurequotes:

Frank Doyle: Sadie, please do not taunt the nightmare clown monster.
Sadie Doyle: Or what? He’ll get in his small car with all his other friends and drive away? Ooh! They could use the high occupancy vehicle lane!
Nightmares the Clown: Really, I’m not that kind of clown.
Sadie Doyle: Oh. Ohh. No clown friends? Sad clown.
Nightmares the Clown: I am not a sad clown!

 —"Wishing Hell" (Beyond Belief, Thrilling Adventure Hour #5)