Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?

Clint Barton: Er….well, I mean, I made a different cal-

Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON’T HIRE TERRORIST IN OUR PROGRAM.

*In the background*

Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.

Agent 2: Hey! You too! 😀