replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Tag: about me
i want to get an arrow tattoo on my foot and i can say it is because, as anyone who’s been on the arrow tag will know, “an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. so just focus, and keep aiming.”
how “meaningful”
but rly we will all know it is just b/c i love ollie queen.
Listen, the Prime Directive is more of a Prime Guideline.
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
Stephen Fry is the fucking man.
This is a dangerous mission we need every important officer in the away team.
what am I supposed to do now?!
2077, my time, my city, my family. When terrorists killed thousands of innocents, they were condemned to die. They had other plans. A time travel device sent us all back 65 years. I want to get home. But I can’t be sure what I’ll return to if history is changed. Their plan: to corrupt and control the present in order to win the future. What they didn’t plan on… was me.
this is the story of me deciding not to drink so much anymore one week ago and the one car inspection that cost me $500 to fail the state inspection
most girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup
me: blonde hair, starfleet regulation uniform, issues with authority, long-suffering best friend, feel like i’m leaking, punch it i’m james t kirk
Fake Benevolence 