yesterday morning me and my fiancé were getting in the car and it was literally 1 °F and when the radio came on the lyric that was playing was, “‘cause it’s too cold for you here, and now.”

thank you radio for understanding.

if i were to make a youtube video on how to trim your own bangs the number one tip would be

  • do not cut your eyelid, what the heck

the number two tip would probably be

  • maybe actually keep your bangs quite long to hide the fact that you cut your eyelid

WOO. So my fiancé and I were at LI Who and we bought a photo shoot with Paul McGann and Colin Baker. When It was our turn I went straight over to Paul. He started to put an arm around me and I thought he was just getting ready to pose for the picture but he kept pulling me closer to him in an embrace. !! I literally tripped over my feet because I was not expecting him to pull me so close to him. The photographer was actually like “…could you guys please move forward a little you’ve seem to have backed up into the backdrop’ because I had kinda moved back (and over to Paul) when I tripped to prevent myself from falling. So then I remembered people other than Paul existed and we took the picture. Afterword Paul turned to me and literally all I was thinking was I could just kiss him and had to tell myself ‘jesus christ do NOT kiss him’ and managed to thank him very much for the picture and such (I’m sure we said hello at the beginning too). Then I moved away to Colin and shook his hand and woo. It was so awesome. I was jumping up and down chanting ‘Paul McGann Paul McGann!’ to realfinemood in happiness after the picture. My god but he’s gorgeous. Woooo!!

omg. a terrible thing about my coworker is that he will remember any embarrassing thing that i do in front of him OR EVEN any embarrassing thing that i’ve MENTIONED that i’ve done or has happened to me in the past. he holds onto that stuff like ammo. he will bring something random up as a comeback/perfectly unprovoked insult and i’ll be like a) how do you even remember that i told you that and b) WHY in the world would i ever tell you that