A Friendly Reminder

queer-deadpool:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force).

Posting this twice because it deserves it

laurelance:

dctv ladies + planet symbolism (x,x)

chraliecox:

matt murdock in every episode → 1.13 / daredevil

trashybooksforladies:

February 14th, Valentine’s Day, is about romance. But February 13th, Galentine’s Day, is about celebrating lady friends. It’s wonderful, and it should be a national holiday. It should be a national holiday….

avadae:

Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. “I’m writing a letter, I can’t write a letter, why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, ‘Casablanca’ is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!”

jennacoleman:

Jenna & Matt at the Weinstein & Grey Goose pre-BAFTAs Dinner – 12th February 2016

jjessikapava:

~~holiday~~ url graphic giveaway » @marvelsoldier

you are a weapon, and weapons do not weep

arcticbonobos:

me: im kind of uncomfortable with the way marvel is marketing captain america: civil war with “choose your side” etc, and i feel like its detracting from the overall moral conflict of the movie. if its anything like the comics, both sides make huge mistakes, both sides go too far, both sides contribute to the death and destruction. marvel should not be encouraging people to choose between cap and iron man, because neither of them are completely right in this.

also me: lmao #teamcap all the fucking way