#Not-so-covert flirting tactics: How to flirt madly on television without arousing too much suspicion #with your hosts ZQ and CP #One: Touch one another but disguise it as a playful and manly slap #Two: Stare longingly and adoringly but do it while shaking your head and laughing #Three: Lean in closely but make it appear you’re merely rubbing your forehead and/or eyes #Four: When you begin to blush unforgivabely red adjust your position in the chair #Five: When all else fails call each other a jerk #NO ONE WILL SUSPECT ANYTHING (via museattackattack)
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